People wonder why I don't like kids -- but the children bring it upon themselves, really.
Just think about this Worst Moment of the Shift at the Law & Order retail job. As always, it's hard to choose, but I'll go with the worst moment being when a 4 year-old bratty girl took a break from her temper tantrum to point at me and say, "Look, Mommy. A monster!"
Ouch. A monster? And here I thought I was a nice Jewish girl.